Act 1 Scene 1
1941
Breaslue Germany
Project giant
Maxis: Is it ready?
Porter: Yes Sir
Maxis: Good fire it up
Porter: Sir are you sure you want to do this?
Maxis: Yes and fire the god-damn thing this instance
Porter: Yes sir charging to 50%, 100%, 200%
Edward: HAHAHAHAHA I am coming my children
Maxis: Porter activate protocol 115
Porter: yes sir. Would all staff please leave the facility this instance. Good luck sir
Maxis: Thank you. Nikolai, Tank, Takeo come here now
Tank: What is it doc?
Maxis: He is here
Tank: How and why?
Maxis: When we destabilized his human body it rolled into a pit of 115
Edward: I am here my children
Nikolai: Hey you still owe me vodka you capitalist pig
Takeo: You owe me my sword
Tank: And you still owe me my wife….
(everybody looks at Tank)
Tank: What she rejected me at first anyway your gonna die shrimpy
(Takeo draws his old sword)
Takeo: YOU HAVE NO HONOUR
Edward: No honour pah I don’t need honour I need blood and anyway I must show the world my children
Maxis: No, everybody to the telporter.

Act 1 Scene 2
U.S.A, Nevada
Salt lake
Tranzit route green run 56
Marlton: Still no survivors
Driver: I know, I know
Marlton: Oh well
Driver: End of the line kid
Marlton: This isn’t on the route
Driver: Some guy called errr… Maxiz
Marlton: Oh you mean Maxis
Driver: Yeah that’s the one anyway he said to take you here
Marlton: Well im going to investigate
Driver: Oh and take this
Marlton: Sweet a Sagia 12 shotgun
Driver: Yeah he said insert it into a machine with gun flag on it
Marlton: Thanks for all your support and drive safely
Driver: Thanks and I will see you soon
(Bus drives off)
Marlton: Hello is anyone here?
Voice: Ugghhhhhhgg
Marlton: Come out sir it’s ok
Sheila: Point your gun down
Marlton: Sheila your, your alive
Sheila: Well duh I only got bit in the leg
Marlton: Well never mind I have no time for this
(The machine starts to open and four figures emerge)
Nikolai: Reach for Vodka Tonight
Tank: Hey who farted
Takeo: I see Rainbows and fish
Maxis: Hey did anyone have any sort of drugs in their pockets because it looks like you have a unicorn on your head
Tanoy: Mind the gap please
Marlton: well that’s convenient look at the state you guys are in maybe there’s a cure to this well I don’t know this madness.
Takeo: Hey Nikolai What did the vodka say to the fish
Nikolai: What did he say
Takeo: Ill have one pint of fish please
Nikolai: Pwahahhahahhahahahaha
Marlton: Ah here it is head of sof here guys drink this
Nikolai: Is this vodka
Marlton: Ugh yeah yes it is
Nikolai: Well lets drink it then
(Nikolai takes the bottle)
Nikolai: Hey Takeo take this quick it tastes amazing
Takeo: This has no honor just like Dempsey
Tank: Hey give me some of that
Maxis: I hope you didn’t forget about me
Sheila: I hope you don’t know these people
Marlton: I cannot lie but yes I do
Maxis: Nikolai stop jumping like a bunny thank you Marlton you saved us from being killed by Nikolai’s breath
Marlton: No problem just tell me why you called for me?
Maxis: I came to warn you about Edward’s Zombie plague
Marlton : Well you’re a bit to late for that
Maxis: Today Dr Edward Richtofen will be nothing more than dust
Nikolai: Lets go comrades

Act 1 Scene 3
The final act
dust to dust
2025
The moon
Griffin Station
Maxis: You ready comrades
All: Yes sir
Marlton: Lock and load comrades
Tank: Let’s do this
Marlton: Zombies 12 o’clock
Sheila: Got it Nikolai Takeo take the left an ill take the right
Marlton: Maxis Tank on me we need to take down what we created
Maxis: Got it
Tank: Let’s move out marines
Nikolai: If we kill Richtofen then we drink vodka
Samantha: Father are you there please if you can hear me I am being held by uncle in the pyramid altar
Maxis: You have a daughter
Marlton: Yeah I guess I do as I kinda adopted her
(Zombies start to pour out of the doors)
Tank: No time for jibber jabber we need to get to the biol-dome which will lead to the altar
Takeo: It’s a plan I guess
Marlton: Come on put your backs into it ladies we need to move asap
Maxis: I’m hit in the leg
Marlton: No No No No quick Tank give me your medical pack now
Tank: Sir there’s nothing I can do about it
Maxis: Marlton I need to tell you something………..Richtofen…………Is…………Your………….Father
Marlton: No it can’t be possible please don’t leave us we need you
Takeo: Rest in Peace brother rest in peace
Edward: I’m here my children
Marlton: Quick everybody to the dome now
Sheila: Let’s move
Porter: Marlton in here quickly
Tank: Should we listen to him
Marlton: Well duh when Maxis whispered in my ear he told me that Porter would come out and say Marlton in here quickly
Nikolai: Does he have vodka?
Marlton: Maybe I guess
Porter: Hurry now
Tank: Let’s go now
Takeo: Why have you called us in here
Porter: As you can see I work for Maxis and when he activated protocol 115 he told me to go look after Samantha as Richtofen wanted her dead
Marlton: Well that makes sense I guess
Porter: Yep
Tank: Well where is she?
Porter: Right in that pyramid where Richtofen trapped her and now…
Marlton: Now you need to kill Richtofen so Samantha can be freed for life correct
Porter: Exactly so that’s why you were brought to the cabin on route 65
Marlton: Which reminds me who was the bus driver cause really it looked like you
Porter: That’s because it was me idiot
Marlton: Oh right
Edward: Daddy’s home Mwahahahahahaha
Porter: Oh no he’s here everybody open fire now
(Guns go off and hit Richtofen)
Edward: Ow Ow cut it out you morons
Marlton: Time to die father
Edward: What where did you get my weapon I created?
Marlton: The bus driver gave me a bit of a hand or should I say Porter gave me a bit of a hand
Edward: No please no don’t fire at your own father
Marlton: Sorry dad but you taught some great lessons of physics as I heard but today class is dismissed
Edward: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Porter: Yes the pyramid is opening and we shall live another day Samantha you are here now
Nikolai: Does the little girl have vodka for uncle Nikolai
Samantha: No but I do have my life back
Porter: Samantha your back do you remember your father
Samantha: Vaguely as he left me during the war
Marlton: Hi it’s been a long time since you have been my daughter
Samantha: Father
Marlton: Yes
Samantha: Never let me go ever
Marlton: I promise
Nikolai: OK OK let’s cut the mushy crap and drink vodka
Tank: Uh Nikolai that’s not vodka, that’s my whisky
Nikolai: WHAT!!!!!! Well the hell with it then
Takeo: OK then well why not travel the world and you know discover more
Tank: Sounds great to me how bout you Marlton
Marlton: Hmm I don’t know that could be classed as bad parenting
Samantha: Daddy I want to make zombie go boom
Marlton: Oh the hell with it lets do this
Nikolai: Lock and load my comrades
Porter: Please leave all your alcohol, drugs or medicine from your body during teleportation or else we will all go cookoo
bonkers like last time that means you Tank and Nikolai
Tank: Told you not to carry the vodka
Nikolai: Who cares as long as I drank it then i’m fine
Tank: Really
Nikolai: Yes really
Porter: OK no time for small talk we need to leave or we will suffocate
Tank: Whatever let’s just go
Tanoy: Teleportation in t minus 10 seconds 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 lift off

Chapter 4
Starring the Dragon
China
Hotel Rise

Tanoy: You have now reached your destination please fly with Maxis airways again thank you
Takeo:[いいえ名誉を負わない！!!!! YOU HAVE NO HONOR
Nikolai: Aah welcome to paradise
Tank: More like hell
Marlton: Do they have a pool?
Takeo: We are not going swimming Marlton in fact the water is infected
Nikolai: With what vodka cause that’s a pool i’d like to swim in
All: Shut up Nikolai
Nikolai: Ok ok always picking on the soviet
Porter: Uh guys zombiatches 10 o’clock
Nikolai: Let me show you how real soviet handles this.
Tank: Wow Nikolai I got to give it to you this is am-
Nikolai: Hush puny American
Marlton: Hey I take offense from that
All: Shut it Marlton
Marlton: Ok fine geez
Tank: Did anyone hear that noise?
Nikolai: No what noise?
Takeo: Shhhh I heard a voice
Porter: Now I hear it too
Tank: It’s coming from that elevator
Sheila: Tank watch my six
Tank: Copy that Sheila
Porter: What is it?
Voice: HELP!!!!!!!!!
Sheila: Breaching and clear
Tank: Hey Marlton I got a survivor
Porter: Whats your name civvie?
Ghost: I ain’t no civvie i’m a brigadier first class and my name is Ghost
Tank: Where are you from?
Ghost: I’m a ÜCK 1st battalion of the special ops team
Marlton: Why are you here?
Ghost: I came to find my girlfriend
Tank: Nikolai he has a girlfriend and you don’t wow
Nikolai: I had 8 wives and I kill all of those Kurvas
Marlton: Where is she?
Ghost: Floor 115 the penthouse facing the dragon
Porter: You are hurt what happened
Ghost: Shrapnel
Marlton: Whats her name?
Ghost: Lux……

Chapter 5
Lux
China
Hotel Die Rise

Ghost: Tank Cover my left while I hack the elevator
Tank: Rodger that
Marlton: Ghost use the garrison
Ghost: Why?
Porter: It shortens the hack
Nikolai: Wow these zombies are unworthy communists they should be like Dempsey, a capitalist pig
Tank: Nikolai you have 3 seconds to shut it before I get my 1911 and blow your thick communist head
Takeo: Dempsey you do that and I あなたの家族を殺す
Porter: Can anyone translate that and no Google translate 😀
Sheila: Can you hurry up with that elevator
Ghost: Almost there and…….Got it
Marlton: Everyone in now
Ghost: Quick press 115 while I cover you now!!!!
Tank: Ok that was good now lets secure Subject Lux
Ghost: She is not a subject she is my girlfriend
Tank: Geez sorry
Porter: This music is convenient
Ghost: Really?
Porter: Yeah whats the problem?
Ghost: Nothing just it’s very weird
Tank: Come on how much longer till we get there
Ghost: Just a bit closer till we get there… whoa why did we stop?
Sheila: Looks like we are jammed here
Porter: Who just heard that scream
All: Yep
Ghost: Lock and load and stay sharp
Nikolai: I can smell vodka comrades
Takeo: Nikolai you have 10 seconds to shut up or I kill you with honor
Sheila: No one is killing anyone except for zombies
Takeo: Fine but i call shotgun on the teleporter
Nikolai: Hey no fair…..
Ghost: Ready…Go Go Go
Porter: Zombie 12 o’clock
Ghost: Got it Tank cover me
Tank: Rodger that
Nikolai: I got the scaffolding
Sheila: Guys I located Lux her signal is strong it’s coming 100 meters from here
Ghost: I’m on it give me cover fire
Porter: Got it guys lets move
Takeo: Got it