Dearest Wife,

I am ‘appy to tell you that I, Macbeth hath beaten Macdonald and the Norwegians. I killed Macdonald by stabbing him after he tried to knap me with a sword but I managed to dodge it and slice him from the nave to the skull. Me and Banquo walked upon a heath where we came into contact with three beings who told me I would be Thane of Glamis, Thane of Cawdor and King of Scotland. I thought they were zany at first but then i thought about it more and when I tried asking for more knowledge they turned into thin air and vanished. Me and Banquo left the heath immediately and met with the king where I was greeted and given the title of Thane of Cawdor. I cannot write for much longer but all I can say is that you could be queen if the prophecies the witches foretold are true,

Love Macbeth.