Dear Noob, as your predator falls from the blue sky,
I must wonder why me? Why this time?
Whether your using Akimbo on Underground,
Or using redbox to give my team a pound.
Whether you noclip ontop the Interchange Bridge,
Or camp with portable radar behind a Fridge.
Whether you use a sniper then change weapons quick,
and your akimbos make a notorious “Flick!”.
Whether You only use an RPG-7,
Then say your 18 when your really Eleven.
Whether you go on Outpost’s middle building Roof,
Or shoot noobtubes at me that end with a “Poof!”.
Whether your name says you are a pro sniper,
But use an MK14, damaged, to be hyper.
Whether you boost with clanmates back to back,
as down comes your roadflare, the click of a tac.
Whether you spray your Custom Striker nonstop,
and act amazed when redbox puts you on top.
Whether you act cool when a females in sight,
Or lift me with codes for a terrible flight.
Whether you hide in dark corners with Assassin,
then get a MOAB and scream NO HACKING.
Whether you join clans Pothead or KrYpT,
Unable, GOW, or others that make us tick.
Whether you annoy in Underground with a Spawn Trap,
Or XM25 Glitch the Sky witha Tap.
React!